How to earn money in the most easy and effective way.

For effectively protecting my safety,I can not reveal those person whoever exist in my stories.I will name those person with the funniest name perfectly matching with their personalities. 

My stories is actually to vent my anger and train my writing skills.In fact ,I didn't mean to offend anyone of them.I swear that what I said is totally true. 

I must express my ultimate gratitude to those person in my stories because I've learn so much from them.Their cheated,bullied and humiliated me,treating me just like a  idiot.But luckily,after so many experiences I become cleverer and stronger.

So let's us beginning the first story.

Here come the most creative way that I've learned it from my colleague Mr.Fleshy T.

He always tells the other colleagues he has only 5 dollar in his wallet everyday.He can only spends it for breakfast and lunch.He drinks mineral water provided by our company.He acts as if he don't have the money to buy dinner.So "pitiful"!He always says he is short of money so that he can not buy cigarettes to smoke.He is a heavy smoker but he don't even buy a packet of cigarettes.He told me 1 day 1 packet,1 year X 365 packets,1 packet of cigarettes cost him $9.60,then 365 packets X $9.60 =$3504.00.$3504.00 is equivalent to his 2 months salaries.In the end,he still has cigarettes to smoke!This is his formula: everyday borrows cigarettes from different people then end of the month,he will buy them some drinks or give them $10.00.He said human are so forgetful one,so most of the time he no need to pay anything.

Being so addicted to his behavior,he was proud for his creativity and cleverness.

Sometimes he also tells customer that he is all broke now,having house loan to pay for and his parents to take care of.A lots of stories made the customer sympathized him,bought lunch and dinner for him.And he keep telling customer that I always bully him,robbing his sales and commissions.

His childish and devilish behaviors has always make me angry.But I have no  choice because he is my superior,always threatening me if I can't cope with it, he will transfer me to other branch.

So if there are any smoker can do the same thing just like him,congratulating to you! Why? Because you can save up to $3500 a year.

P/S:In Mandarin,the pronunciation of quit smoking is totally same with borrowing cigarettes.lol.
在中文里，戒烟和借烟是同样的发音。 

That's why once you smoke you can never quit it.There are thousands of reason invented by smoker.